Essere pignoli a 2 anni….

All’asilo i bimbi leggevano con la maestra un libro sui pericoli e sulle cose che non si devono fare…
La maestra legge: “Non ci si spinge, è pericoloso..” si rivolge al mio marmocchio, che purtroppo ha questo vizio, dicendo: “Vedi? Lo dice anche il libro..é pericoloso spingersi!” e quel nano malefico che vive dentro il mio bimbo biondo con gli occhi azzurri risponde: “No, il libro non dice perchè non parla, semmai è SCRITTO nel libro.”

Successivamente la discussione tra lui e la sua amica-nemica verte sulla differenza maschi e femmine, così la maestra per rabbonire tutti afferma: ” Dai, dai, siete tutti e 2 dei cucciolotti!”, e mio figlio “No, sono un bambino! I cani hanno i cuccioli!”.

“Zia zia mi racconti la storia di Cars?”
“ehm, ehm..c’erano 2 macchine, anzi 3.. che correvano … e vincevano… “
“Zia, la storia la sai in maniera approssimativa”.

Il problema è che ha ragione e risponde pure con pertinenza.

A 6 anni che mi dirà?
Ho quasi paura….

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